Kortnee turns 24 today. Be sure to point and laugh.

It's also James's Birthday today. You can point and laugh at him, but there are better reasons for that than his age. For example, he's afraid of midgets because they can jump out of cabinets at you. It's not really a stretch since they can jump out of air bags and his short roomate, Will, admitted that he jumped out of a cabinet at him once. So James, I wish you a midget-free day.