I'd like to give special thanks to Matt of I Am Have a Comic for the idea behind this one. Below is his original idea which has been slightly edited to be PG-13. I figure the humor in this comic is twisted enough that I should probably avoid having much profanity.

One day I'm going to invent a computer function, with a key on the keyboard with a picture of an anvil on it. And when I am speaking to someone and they say something incredibly insensitive or [mean] I am going to slam that key down and a big [freaking] anvil will drop on their computer and take them offline for as long as it takes them to learn that they're a bastard (or until they can afford a new computer. Whichever comes first).

...except I am going to be the only one who has one. Because with great BFAs comes great responsibility.